why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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