I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
