Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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