how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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