this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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