She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I enjoy the company of your penis
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
