id be glad to
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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