Me too!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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