guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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