when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Your topless pictures make me question reality
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Who died my cat blue again?
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