I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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