Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This girl is more easily done than said...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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