By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He felt like a one man threesome
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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