I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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