If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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