I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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