He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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