Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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