did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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