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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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