Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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