last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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