would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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