this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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