So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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