i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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