The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I did not marry a roomba.
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