I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
did i walk over a car last night?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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