he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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