Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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