I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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