Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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