who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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