There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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