Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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