I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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