My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He? As in you personified your dick?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
