The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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