New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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