...so i touched it.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize