So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
