If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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