i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
