So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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