PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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