let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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