This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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