Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
