dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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