Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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