Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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