Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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