After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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