it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm too high and old for this...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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